Paper

If I gave you just one piece of paper, would you write something more magnificent than if I gave you a stack?

Counteract unsatisfactory work with more work.

The good thing about taking a step backwards is that you can take a step forwards and be back where you started. Nobody will ever forget that retarded step backwards you took.

Like being that unpaired sock. Anybody could be that sock, many feel like it.

Caffiene is the only drug I need. Drowsiness awakens something inside me.

Crowbars only bring disappointment, for every unopened box holds a surprise, but there are no opened boxes containing a surprise.

Why ask someone a serious question when you can just go covertly and find the answer by other means?

Not to be mean, but what are you meaning by using whatever means necessary?

What did I learn at school today? Self-fertilisation is prevented by a temporal separation of the development of male and female reproduction organs :(

I take comfort in knowing I don't look good. I love presumptuous people and I'd rather them take me as a loser than as a stuck-up person.

out.